UPS-Tastic

These guys must hate us..or be Jim Carey in Ace Ventura.

EDIT #1

Thank god I didn't need another free Dell keyboard.

EDIT #2

No, its not a new type of fancy ergonomic keyboard.

EDIT #3

No, its not a Dell keyboard, its an HP laptop keyboard, but know that only makes me sad and breaking the free Dell keyboards just doesn't...

Scanning with nmap

For local subnet
nmap [-n] -sP -PR -T[4,5] --max-retries[0,1]
-- host - timeout 4000 -oG *.*.*.*

For scans on routable subnet (icmp echo)
nmap [-n] -sP -PE -T[4,5] --max-retries [0,1]
--host-timeout 10000 -oG *.*.*.*

Red is for recommended value

Services that may be disabled in a VM

Look down to Chart 1
http://redmondmag.com/Articles/2009/06/01/Green-Power.aspx